Canada

The greatest country

enough said

Canada is awesome

by SmartEpic2020 October 2, 2020

Canadian Quesadilla

A Grilled Cheese sandwich. Must be close-faced.

That Canadian Quesadilla I got at the malt shop today was da bomb.

by Bethilda Buckinsteen June 8, 2009

If you Die in Canada, You Die in Real Life

A Theory that if died in Canada, then you will parishes in real life.

I believe that if you die in Canada, you die in real life.

by Red The Gamer May 24, 2018

Canada's Pants

America. It's Canada's pants.

America is Canada's pants.

by ChaoticXSinZ August 15, 2010

canadian love

A sexual act including maple syrup, canada (of course) and maple trees.... It starts with banging a girl so hard that you knock her out.... Then you bring her up, (if you live in America) to Canada... smother her face with pure maple syrup, then stick her head to a maple tree. Make sure to leave a note saying your sorry for the inconvenience and a map of where she is.

"Hey Tony! I'm going to Canadian Love your mom tonight!"
"Sweet man (haha I crack myself up) just make sure you put some clothes on her before you stick her, it's cold up there"
"Dude, No shit sherlock, I always pack the finest eskimo jackets."

by Stevo K March 27, 2008

United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.

After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

by majenwen November 30, 2004

Canadian Toboggan

When you are having sex doggy-style at the top of a flight of stairs, and, right before you climax, you simultaneously thrust hard and pull the woman's arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs.

I'm a little sore from my bumpy ride on the Canadian toboggan last night.

by Creepy Bill October 20, 2010