campu

a piece of crap, or something that always breaks.

That heaters such a campu!

by grappler89 May 13, 2005

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Big Dick Swinging on Campus

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.

“Oh look at the big dick swinging on campus”

by Tommytuffnuckles July 31, 2025

Where Campus Life Happens

Just a phrase

OMG NOW THIS IS Where Campus Life Happens

by NewOWrdle August 26, 2025

Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.

Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town

by Brysaltz November 8, 2025

Campus’s

A woman with a nice ass and pussy

That woman has a nice campus’s.

by Konzlife January 3, 2026

Roseworthy Campus

The greatest Veterinary School in the world. Located in South Australia.

"Whereabouts did you study?"
"Roseworthy Campus mate"

"Ah shit you must be a sick cunt"

by CrabJuiceMurphy June 19, 2022