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Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.
"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.
by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013
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brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006
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cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
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crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 4, 2003
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cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007
mugGet the cripple biscuitsmug.

crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke
See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
mugGet the crippling autismmug.

Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
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