by Novocastilian August 9, 2025
Get the French Botox Injectionmug. When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 3, 2018
Get the Direct-injectionmug. Describes the sudden flow of a significant quantity of cash to ones pocket. It’s enough cash to improve the wellbeing of the recipient instantaneously.
Bakery boy ‘I’m covering bare extra shifts now’
Bakery supervisor ‘That’ll be a serious cash injection’
Bakery boy ‘Ikr. Cash is king.’
Bakery supervisor ‘That’ll be a serious cash injection’
Bakery boy ‘Ikr. Cash is king.’
by yellowsockman March 4, 2021
Get the Cash Injectionmug. by IInsomniak September 28, 2019
Get the Inject and Ejectmug. When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.
by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018
Get the text injectionmug. An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.
Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
by QuacksO August 28, 2017
Get the courtesan injectionmug. I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).
Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.
by Looney Larry November 13, 2011
Get the Hot Protein Injectionmug.