buttfuckitus

When you have the sudden erdge to fuck someone in the butt because of medical reasons.

Sir you have been diagnosed with buttfuckitus.

by Nutted in the neighbor February 17, 2019

buttfucking

punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff

why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!

by TomUK May 16, 2006

buttfuck mcdougle

one who recieves it in the ass

let's go down to phils house and play with buttfuck mcdougle

by damien medeth September 9, 2003

accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.

Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.

by 420 LEM April 14, 2014

buttfuck

a situation in which you buy a product/service online and the company you payed did not provide the product, thus cheating you out of your money for nothing.

I tried to buy some ram and got buttfucked.

by Joebloe November 21, 2002

buttfuck

To light your cigarette off of someone else's cigarette. Usually done by annoying faggots who never seem to have a lighter.
Butt, meaning cigarette. Fuck, meaning to steal your lit cigarette end.

Hey, can I buttfuck you? I don't have my lighter handy.

by AshHole11 June 18, 2011

fucking buttfuckers

1. enhances the word 'buttfucker'
2. someone who is more than a buttfucker

both: 'tom is such a buttfucker because he made us loose to the trojan buttfuckers'

by bitch March 12, 2005