poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.

Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.

by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010

buffin

the unintentional spill over of breast from a bra, causing a muffin of the boobs, hence a buffin.

Ah man, this bra is way to small... i think i have two buffins coming out of my shirt!

by sammeras January 11, 2009

Biffing

To creep, to be seen and not heard.

Biff opened the group chat and didn't say a word. Hes biffing

by Jervisa February 8, 2017

buffling

Theatre term - to pad a piece of scenery to stop it from rattling

We spent the last few hours buffling the set in preparation for opening night

by Showbiz Woofter March 15, 2008

bauffing

another way of saying sex

susan:wow billy.. that was the best bauffing i have ever had..
billy: yeah.. we should always be bauffing..

by TJ F. McFave May 12, 2003

buffington

a female with male parts aka a huge weeny (some are known to have extremely small weenies)
these females like to show their weenies to everyone.

1: "are you a buffington?"
2: "yes."
1: "small or big?"
2: "small."
1: "ok, let me get my telescope."
2: "let's do this!"

by cholololol September 23, 2009

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006