Brussel Spouse

A festive vegetable everyone initially wants to tie the knot with; healthy marriage-material; often accompanied by gravy and nut roast. Sometimes they leave a bitter aftertaste.

Pros:

1) bitesized
2) approved by parents

3) like movie-nights in

Cons:

1) If not cooked enough they’re hard to fork and slip on the gravy off the Xmas dinner plate & stain the tablecloth
2) Enter a never-ending vegetative state

3) Only cum once a year

Janet: “If you could marry any vegetable, what would it be?”
Larissa: “I don’t know, is this some sort of joke?”
Janet: “I’ll tell you, a Brussel Spouse.”
Larissa: “Brussels smells of piss”

by Hot-Cross Pun March 17, 2026

Bussed

To be or get hit by a bus.

"You're getting bussed, whether you like it or not!"

by buzzardizationismings June 21, 2025

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 28, 2012

brown brushed

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

by meckomacko March 28, 2015

booze bruised

Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption

My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic

by Raygun13 March 30, 2016

Ohio Brussel Sprouts

Ohio Brussel Sprouts is the act of sucking small round food items (ideally large grapes or Brussel sprouts) out of your partners anus.

Liz stuffed a bag of skittles in her ass and made me do Ohio Brussel Sprouts. All I can taste is fruity shit.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024