A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
by Devinny April 06, 2019
Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.
by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010
by brianlovesaxel September 05, 2023
He is kind, funny and overall the greatest human being ever existing, he knows how to make you feel comfortable and isn’t afraid of telling you a story or showing you his skills. He makes everyone around him feel loved and at home. He doesn’t like doing what people define as “cool” like drinking or smoking. He loves anime and silver surfer. He likes to imagine funny scenarios, and has a great imagination. If you ever come across him, make him you’re friend, he’s supportive and genuine. He does not like drama. Brian is a kind soul and will share the most special moments with you, he laughs at the little things and he’s been through a lot and still remains positive.
- I heard Brian is mean and selfish?
- what are you talking about the fact that he doesn’t talk to you because you’re involved in drama, doesn’t mean he’s mean.
- in fact he’s a great human being!
- yeah it’s probably because I can’t get over him, ugh!
- what are you talking about the fact that he doesn’t talk to you because you’re involved in drama, doesn’t mean he’s mean.
- in fact he’s a great human being!
- yeah it’s probably because I can’t get over him, ugh!
by Anonimato23000 November 23, 2021
Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass
You: Dude I met the coolest bro today
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019
Brian is the type of person who claims he's not a Tacuache. He also has that Edgar hair cut. Drives a F-150 or a chevy. Listens to corridos all the time. Says cuh all the time and no quema. He is better at English than Spanish.
by Eldelaclika November 14, 2019