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Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.
It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her
by Com Mate June 14, 2019
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Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018
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He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit
Hey Brady
Brady:what
Your a cunt
by greasy lewis January 31, 2020
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Brad Is always very opus. He always has the hottest girlfriend, yet, doesnt preform in bed, hes shlong is a very disapointing length of just 3 inches and he gets off to the local 3rd graders heading off to school, or should i say giving head at school? Anyways brad is always very hot, yet weird and perverted, he will try to rape you at a party that his girlfriend isnt at. brad is secretly gay also for his best friend, caleb, who is very big in bed and they evntually have an affair which interferes with brads relationship. brad leaves said girl for caleb and takes nut in his butt. dont be a brad.
hes a brad, awesome on the outside but tight inside.
by milky exposed brad March 17, 2020
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Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.
don't be a brad
by sokppska December 8, 2017
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Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males
Brad is so gay
by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018
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the Brads

When you can’t communicate with other human being or make all interactions awkward.
He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads

That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads
by Fungal December 20, 2020
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