box

1. (n; adj) A person who appears to be hip and relevant but, upon further inspection, lacks substance; a square in disguise; a poser.

2. (n; adj) An undesirable vagina

Sally's cool but her fat sister's a total box.

by Ice Cream Advantage December 31, 2011

boxing that

having sex with someone. typically a phrase said to a man to describe his booty call. similar to "you getting some"

Matt: Dude you are with that girl all the time. you boxing that?

Eddie: nah. not yet. maybe if I turn straight.

by weaponxmp1 April 23, 2009

boxed

Drunk on wine that comes in a box or any extremely cheap liquor.

We were broke but still had enough money to get boxed.

by He Who Must Be Obeyed... February 14, 2003

box

female genitalia, a womans cookie

Bean box really smells like stinky chicken today, said gonzo!!!!!

by shreker September 20, 2006

Boxed

"to get boxed" is when you come home and your things have been unexpectedly boxed up and put out on the curb. Most commonly seen in relationships, however, this can happen to anyone.

"I just got home and my stuff had been thrown out on the curb!!"

"oh, man you just got boxed!"

by keygirl June 03, 2009

box

a cube or rectangular prism made primarily out of cardboard. usually used to contain things, sometimes things that need to be sent to other people via the postal service. can also be used as a plaything by children.

the boy gave his girlfriend a box of chocolates
the mailman delivered the box of uranium to the mild-mannered housewife
ooh! let's pretend that the box is a rocketship!

by Supie October 09, 2006

box

Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case

I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.

by matty February 04, 2005