bongbong

ajective - another term for "absent"

a filipino slang popularized by netizens originated from one of presidential aspirant name "bongbong" marcos when he continuously decided not to attend debates.

:bat mababa score mo sa exam, ses ?

:bongbong kasi ako nung tinuro yung topic eh

by innerkive March 20, 2022

Bontebal

a physics teacher who likes to talk about his family non stop

person 1: who do you have for physics
person 2: Bontebal

by Thym3 April 15, 2022

Bongblactuas

a long name for bong

“Let’s smoke some bongblactuas”

by lovejaydennr May 1, 2022

Bontonquavious

A term for a ratchet individual (Usually hailing from the Bronx) with a limited vocabulary and a unmatched dedication for loving the opposite gender, almost in a Simp-ish manner

Person 1: Where’s _____?
Person 2: Oh, he’s at his wannabe girls house acting Super Bonton
Person 1: Bontonquavious ass nigga…

by IronKuma30 June 30, 2022

bonbockshuse

Another big or crazy that happened.

That fight was so bonbockshuse

by bringthatbrabackheremhmmmaaahh March 9, 2023

Bonobo

A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.

Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.

by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023

hairy bonbon

hairy ball in mouth. (Please advise if I am wasting my time trying to get this hilarious term in your dictionary so I can go elsewhere.....I have hundreds of friends who believe it should be included.....if you do not provide some kind of 'unofficial' advice, I will just keep trying. Thanks.)

She got a hairy bonbon from her boyfriend.

by Flespu June 17, 2016