blonde.

FAKE blondes r becpming dumber b/c they keep bleaching there hair& the chmicals from the bleach sink into their brain n skull n cause problems.
So there fore the real blondes r smarter b.c they dont do it to their own hair.
so fake blblondes r better.
=p

"OMG.hahahaha. im so blonde. im so happy!!"

by ifukin love him and hate you July 11, 2008

blonde

the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock

Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there
Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb!!
Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect
Guy2- True my friend!

by clubboy010 December 16, 2009

blonde

The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.

Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.

Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010

Blonde

Super smart and nice unlike redheads.

Did you see that blonde?
Yeah she’s the smartest person I know.

by Cooliobulio December 17, 2018

Blonded

When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.

Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"

by Kesikat April 14, 2017

Blonde

What Gaby should be.

"Can dogs take over the world? Do they have a brain? If they do, how big is it? Can they pee? OMG!" Yeah, Gaby should be a blonde <3

by Ari April 17, 2005

blondes

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.

Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*

by BlondesRBimobs. January 03, 2010