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blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
by shitbreaker June 23, 2006
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Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.
Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!
by David From Austin September 24, 2007
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butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.
Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
by winpie January 26, 2008
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Blaster_5670

Blaster_5670 is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he and invigilble are nuts for planes anything aviation related, he will also shoot you in the face . a part of the night shift squad
(asuka lover)

Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y (translation BING BING BING BING BING BING)
by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022
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titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.
DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!
by BigDick159 December 20, 2017
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dune blaster

1) An action card in the game "Forbidden Desert" that is used to blast away all of the sand cards covering an action tile

2) An aggressive dump
Jeff: Hey man, how was meeting your girlfriend's parents last week?

Allen: Everything went alright except that I had to take a massive dune blaster half way through dinner. It felt like the scene from the movie Gravity where the space capsule violently shakes and heats up as it barrels through the atmosphere at Mach 25.
by wordsley April 18, 2019
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Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.
Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES
by Kashot June 15, 2021
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