Blamking

When you are texting/snapchating a person you want to say one thing and you can't type

Molly just messed up the word sticker, what a blamking.

by AnnoyingStucker December 1, 2016

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Blarging

Verb
Pronounced: Blarg-ing

Noun(s): Blarg

Spouting off ignorance or Making

Nonsensical remarks

Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio

by didyoudirrtyy March 10, 2019

Blackineese

A language for the black ppl who cant stand Spanish and want to say they know more than one language

I dont know Spanish but I can speak blackineese

by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019

fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.

White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."

by DfaceO September 8, 2014

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Dogs are barking

So.. this is not a phrase of american origin as suggested in the other definitions. It comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "dog meat" -> "feet" and means my feet hurt.

after that marathon, my dogs are barking.

by medthepirate May 25, 2018