scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006

Thigh Blaster

The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.

I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.

by Fet Nite April 10, 2012

lamester

An individual who is not concerned with or even takes pride in the fact that many of his or her interests and tastes are considered by a general consensus as being outdated, uncool, and or unfit for their particular age group. Some people may feel there is a certian appeal to this behavior as it is genuine and rarely posed by anyone who is not indeed lame.

A twentysomething that would find it perfectly acceptable to pruchase items from the children's menu at a restaurant in order to receive a novelty or toy. Jean Teasedale, a fictional editorial contributor to The Onion, would be an example of a female lamester.

by M Schaller September 5, 2008

blasterbation

to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.

blasterbation as in

"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.

visit this website to hear some blast beats -

www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre

1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"

2 "yeah, dude! cool!"

1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"

by shitbreaker June 23, 2006

Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.

Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?

by winpie January 26, 2008

Blaster_5670

Blaster_5670 is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he and invigilble are nuts for planes anything aviation related, he will also shoot you in the face . a part of the night shift squad
(asuka lover)

Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y (translation BING BING BING BING BING BING)

you know the thing the thing

-Blaster_5670

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022