Flappy Bird

Satans Hell Hole.

"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."

by Ben T Schwartz March 13, 2014

Right Fit Bird

A hot mama.

Luke: Man, that chick is a babe!
Pablo: No, dude, she's a right fit bird.

by Corey Stoltz September 7, 2011

big bird

(verb) to explain a maddeningly simple concept to some poor interloper with a mile-thick skull. At times you feel like a Sesame Street character demonstrating the art of bubble blowing to an audience of half a million bile-stained, catatonic 2-year-olds.

is there any other topic you'd like me to fucking big bird for you?

by tintintin February 26, 2009

peace-bird

a peace sign with index an middle finger, which is abruptly turned around, with index finger lowered, leaving only middle finger, i.e., flipping the bird

I saw some idiot, who got stuck in a downtown intersection, start honking, trying to blame it on a cycling girl – but she coolly gave him a peace-bird.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2014

bird-dog

(verb) To engage in the relentless pursuit of an objective or goal, often involving the accomplishment of tasks through other, less expedient people. This includes obsessive follow-up, nagging, and harrassment of individuals holding up the accomplishment of the goal. Comes from a reference to pointer dog breeds that serve as loyal hunting dogs, leading the way to the fallen fowl.

"I had to bird-dog Larry all day to get him to sign that damn contract."

He said: "I'm so frustrated. I called two days ago, and still...no response from customer service."
She replied: "Oh yeah, you have to bird-dog those guys daily to get anything done. They're totally swamped."

by Surfdude May 22, 2008

Bird Trap

A Bird Trap is a girl who seems attractive and chill, but they turn out to be extremely obsessive and crazy.

"Hey man that Hailey chick turned out to be a real bird trap,"

by big_birb May 22, 2017

Chert Bird

A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.

It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.

Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"

Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."

Chert Bird: "Chert."

by Drib H. Trec August 21, 2008