bewildermazed

that feeling you get when you see/hear/sense Sarah Palin in the media. After everything she has said and done, she's still on the air.

JB: I'm completely bewildermazed, how does this bitch still get airplay?
BO: What a jackass. (c)

by timzilla January 18, 2011

bewilderment

The most confusing feeling that you could ever feel. Nothing you say makes sense, and the only cure is to hit your station. Bewilderment can lead to embarrassing texts messages or phone conversations.

Me: yo what's up man?
Rick: my how you get goin young man
Me: you're clearly in a state of bewilderment, hit the station

by iambewildered November 28, 2011

bewildering

1. Kodama
2. To confuse or befuddle via ones beauty.

Kodama is bewildering.

by William April 24, 2004

Beitler

an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 10, 2008

Beitler

Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 13, 2008

benitez

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

benitez

A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.

"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."

by Casske July 30, 2006