bearded clam

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

by Panorin December 20, 2013

bearded moose

A penis with a pubic hair afro.

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.

by somali pirate April 8, 2009

Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!

guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"

by Zeps March 6, 2010

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015

bearded papa

Mmmm c'est magnifique

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm

by HotBeardedPapa May 14, 2015

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017