Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.

Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.

by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015

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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008

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Batavia

1. A small town in Ohio, made up of corn and soybean fields, that you might want to live in if you're a farmer or you don't care if you get trapped into a boring, mediocre life when all you do is sit and reminisce about your high school football and pot smoking days. Kids at Batavia Schools either love it or hate, and you only have a chance at loving it if you were born there and have known the entire student population since kindergarten, otherwise there's no possibility of you fitting in, mostly because all anyone cares about are their sports teams (that aren't really that good) and their tightly-wounded cliques (and there aren't many to chose from). Population: 1,617
2. A school/town that has psychologically damaged you
3. A small town obsessed with their high school sports
4. town with a high population of whiggers

That weird person you know who seems like they have no concept of the outside world might have come from Batavia.

by parttimewackadoo August 2, 2011

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