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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 3, 2021
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Girls Bathroom

The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.
*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
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Delicious Bathroom

A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.
“Wow, she is a hoe , I heard she does delicious bathrooms a lot.”
by Mike_Coxlong42 March 28, 2020
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School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.
Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day
by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021
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Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.
Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.
by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007
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public bathroom

The place where I lost my anal virginity. Unwillingly.
Ever since that old man molested me there, the public bathroom has just never been as glamorous.
by gooftroop69 September 24, 2011
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bathroom choir

Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.
"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."

"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."
by Timstuff March 8, 2008
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