Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

Joe Bartolozzi

Joe bartolozzi is an American YouTuber, TikToker, and Twitch streamer. On his twitch channel Joe plays many games and also reacts to videos which his viewers send to him to react to. He is known for his sarcastic angry attitude, on his Youtube channel Joe mainly uploads highlights of his past Twitch streams. On his Tiktok he posts rants on people who post videos that are cringy, weird, funny etc.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I love Joe Bartolozzis new video that he posted on Youtube!
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.

by ItsNotNeek August 3, 2023

Joey Barton

Insignificant little fart bubble who deserves to be punched repeatedly. An ignorant scouse cockwomble who plays with himself.

I hate my ex husband. He's a proper Joey Barton.

by Qatar wifet May 11, 2016

Barton

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.

"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"

by 13243546tadpole March 12, 2013

barstool

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English

"You thick barstool"

by Smithsta February 9, 2004

Bartosz

Bartosz is a Polish name. Bartosz is shy at first but is loud when you get to know him. He isn't scared to rebel and doesn't like being pushed around.

Bartosz is really bad at Fortnite.

by Arandompersonusingurban June 12, 2019

el barto'd

Whenever friends convene to kick back a drink or two, it is often the case that someone will expire before the others. This unfortunate individual, as penance for their crime of being the first to retire, can, and must, be punished for not being able to handle their drink. Thus, they are often desecrated, or celebrated, in various ways. The worst, or perhaps best from the spectator’s perspective, involves genitalia and a digital camera—you get where this is going. When all is said and done, this person typically wakes up without knowing how he or she has bonded with others while they were unconscious. Oddly enough, there are cases where this individual may have the audacity to become irate when they learn about their special experience. In very special cases, the individual will laugh at hearing others tell the story of their moment in the sun; they think that others are speaking of someone else, but they are not! Although such a reaction may be expected, it does not seem appropriate. It is through experiences like this that friendships are born.

someone at this party is going to get el barto'd!

dude! you totally got el barto'd!

by party goer April 17, 2005