Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.

Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!

by astra420 January 4, 2011

George Barker

George is an absolute cunt. He claims to have a metre defeater but has a cock the size of a tic-tac.

Fuck I really wanna curb stomp George Barker

by Dude8362 December 19, 2021

barkerize

exaggerate, hyperbolize, embellish when telling a story

Tom would always barkerize his stories to bring in a larger audience.

by barkingupthewrongtree May 12, 2024

Barker Chakra Precision

- the power to control the hardness of ones rock hard nigga cock

bruh this guy used the barker chakra precision method in a fight

by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020

Dae Barker

The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day

Jacob: I love you Dae.

Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day

by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019

Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025

Barkered

Getting screwed over or blatantly setup.

Person 1: Hey John can you help me with work today we've had 3 call ins and itll be a 16 hour shift if you dont
Person 2: Nah man I gotta really go home I think I might have a water leak in the basement
Person 1 to Person 3: Dude John just barkered us hard fml

by CallMeDrew September 8, 2017