banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

Benton Harbor

A mid-sized city of broke black people. Population is 95% african american. The lowest income per person in Michigan.One of the Murda Mitten's worse. So don't be surprised if get merk'd and robbed. On a positive note it is talent in Benton Harbor from talented boxers(Courtney Burton), Rappers(Chi Boy), actors(Vivca Fox even though she doesn't say it),comedians(Sinbad),and many more.

I got GOT for my chain in Benton Harbor

by M Ville October 14, 2006

Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.

She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."

by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013

Cincinnati Baton

(n.) a girl or woman who is passed amongst a circle of friends, for sex, with everyone involved fully aware of the previous friends she has already been with. Typically, friends gather to compare and share notes for the benefit of potential future Baton carriers.

In Cincinnati we don't run trains, we pass Cincinnati Batons. They're a renewable resource.

by Christian Cancer September 27, 2006

Bannonite

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.

Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.

by londonsufist February 25, 2017

Batton

A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."

Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."

by bbatton June 13, 2008

Baton Rouge

People think Baton Rouge is full of rednecks but it really isn't. Baton is bout dat and if you dont like it den come visit so we can show you a lil southern hospitallity.Baton rouge is the originators of the word "GUTTA" and Most slang from louisiana comes from Baton Rouge. baton rouge stay gutta

If you are really from baton rouge you know bout LIL BOOSIE'.

by Lil 3RD WORLD grl September 25, 2005