Bam

A word used by Gujarati Indian women, to insult their children, inparticular, their sons. It is an insulting word which means the boy is stupid, silly or bone-idle.

Can also be used when the child does something mischievous and stupid, where the mother secretly finds it funny, but does not want to encourage her son.

*Easter time in a Gujarati Indian household*
Friend: 'We've got so many easter eggs this year'
Mum: 'So have we. Maya, go and get egg from fridge'
(Son goes to fridge and holds up a chicken egg)
Son: 'This one mum?'
Mum: 'NOT EGG, YOU BAM'

*Gujarati family go to a fancy restaurant for a meal*
Mum: 'Maya, you want more naan?'
(Son is sat at the table, with his napkin over his face, with holes poked out for eyes)
Son: 'Yes please mum.'
Mum: 'GET TISSUE OFF YOUR FACE NOW YOU BAM'

by Dubra Boy December 14, 2010

BAM

when a joke is not funny or humorous, one ends their unfunny joke by saying BAM!

Joanna says: "Your hair looks cat litter"... then begind laughing

Bobby says: BAM! not funny

by zllehc November 8, 2009

colombian bam bam

A slang derogatory term used for crack cocaine, popularized by the film Talladega Nights. It is often snorted, or in Miley Cyrus's case, it is snorted off of a strippers bootay.

"NO, O'Bannion, you don't undersand, this isn't colombian bam bam on my nose, i was simply making your gay partner a cake."

by Grayson O'Bannon. December 25, 2008

Columbian Bam-Bam

The act of ejaculating into someone else's nose

I gave that girl a Columbian Bam-Bam last night.

by The Luck of the Irish 518 February 24, 2013

BAM

1. A Big Ass Meenu
also: Big Ass Manmeet

2. An indian girl with a Huge penis and a Microwave Butt

3. Black Asian Mexican

4. Bitchy anal mofo

5. Beautiful Alluring Meenu
{Extremely Rare}

BAM tried to make me give her head. It was so horrible. I can't even talk...*

by Demetri January 26, 2005

Bam

a kickass guy off the show jackass that beats his dad up and does crazy stunts.

Bam is my future husband.

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

Bam

An adjective used to describe an attractive girl.

"Who was the blonde girl from the party last night?"

"I don't know man, but she was pretty bam."

by jose rayes March 11, 2010