Bam

A word used by Gujarati Indian women, to insult their children, inparticular, their sons. It is an insulting word which means the boy is stupid, silly or bone-idle.

Can also be used when the child does something mischievous and stupid, where the mother secretly finds it funny, but does not want to encourage her son.

*Easter time in a Gujarati Indian household*
Friend: 'We've got so many easter eggs this year'
Mum: 'So have we. Maya, go and get egg from fridge'
(Son goes to fridge and holds up a chicken egg)
Son: 'This one mum?'
Mum: 'NOT EGG, YOU BAM'

*Gujarati family go to a fancy restaurant for a meal*
Mum: 'Maya, you want more naan?'
(Son is sat at the table, with his napkin over his face, with holes poked out for eyes)
Son: 'Yes please mum.'
Mum: 'GET TISSUE OFF YOUR FACE NOW YOU BAM'

by Dubra Boy December 13, 2010

BAM

when a joke is not funny or humorous, one ends their unfunny joke by saying BAM!

Joanna says: "Your hair looks cat litter"... then begind laughing

Bobby says: BAM! not funny

by zllehc November 08, 2009

colombian bam bam

A slang derogatory term used for crack cocaine, popularized by the film Talladega Nights. It is often snorted, or in Miley Cyrus's case, it is snorted off of a strippers bootay.

"NO, O'Bannion, you don't undersand, this isn't colombian bam bam on my nose, i was simply making your gay partner a cake."

by Grayson O'Bannon. December 26, 2008

Columbian Bam-Bam

The act of ejaculating into someone else's nose

I gave that girl a Columbian Bam-Bam last night.

by The Luck of the Irish 518 February 16, 2013

BAM

1. A Big Ass Meenu
also: Big Ass Manmeet

2. An indian girl with a Huge penis and a Microwave Butt

3. Black Asian Mexican

4. Bitchy anal mofo

5. Beautiful Alluring Meenu
{Extremely Rare}

BAM tried to make me give her head. It was so horrible. I can't even talk...*

by Demetri January 27, 2005

Bam

a kickass guy off the show jackass that beats his dad up and does crazy stunts.

Bam is my future husband.

by OgirlO July 23, 2003

BAM

when someone make a joke and when somebody make a stupid joke about the same joke

like if somebody come and say u moda smell stank and somebody else come up and say "OH I THINK THATS ME" u say BAM

by SWEETNSEXY94 February 16, 2008