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Baltimore Beauty Queen 

This term describes a certain type of girl/woman from Baltimore, Maryland or its surrounding localities. She is caucasian and can be easily identified by her wardrobe of pajama bottoms, sweat pants, flip flops, baggy t-shirts, no bra and a constant habit of adjusting her thong as it sinks between her generous skin folds. She speaks slang-filled broken english, smokes menthol cigarettes, drinks whatever everybody else is drinking and has a tendency toward volitility and sometimes destructive anger.

It is strongly recommended that one take extreme caution when interacting with a Baltimore Beauty Queen.
"Yeah, there she goes, with the pink sweatpants that say 'Baby Girl' on the butt, Angela sure is a Baltimore Beauty Queen."

Baltimore Shrimp 

UTZ Cheese Curls covered in Old Bay seasoning.
They look like shrimp (especially under bar lights) and originated in Baltimore, a city well known for its seafood.
They taste delicious with a Natty Boh.
Quigley's Half-Irish bar has a great midnight happy-hour and serves up unlimmited Baltimore Shrimp for free.

Baltimore School for the Arts 

The best high school ever to exist, and certainly beats any other public school in the city.
We got visual arts, theater, stage production, dancing, and music.
We got Don Rogelio!
We got Ms. Strizzle (Street)
We got Tupac, Jada, and Siriano
We got everything cuz we're BSA!

And we really do beat the SHIT out of Carver. :P
Sit smartly!
Where do you find the best people in the world?

Baltimore School for the Arts, of course!

Baltimore Nose Ring 

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.
After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.
Baltimore Nose Ring by spoony luv January 14, 2009

Baltimore Suitcase

A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.
I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.

baltimore love 

In a 50 cent song he refers to baltimore love as the relationship between an addict and herione. Baltimore love is the addiction that herione addicts feel.
damn dude i've got so much baltimore love i could just die.
baltimore love by gunit April 7, 2005