hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

Ballsacking

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.

by tnt May 1, 2003

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

ballsaxapallooza

multiple teabaggings to one person in one night; must be laid upon ones eye sockets and/or in ones mouth for a full festival of teabagging

"Katie was passed out at the party. A ballsaxapallooza was called into session."

by Bmoney and Wankis April 17, 2008

harry ballsagna

A common italian pasta

Waitress: Here's your harry ballsagna

by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006

Swangin' from my ballsack

Whenever a female is hella sprung off your ass and constantly won't get off your nuts. She needs your attention and won't stop texting, messaging, or calling you.

"Man, I've only been seeing this bitch for a few days and I got her swangin' from my ballsack already!"

by indaairtonight August 22, 2008

Ballsack Taco

usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double.

you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?"
you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco"

by BST Lover February 3, 2010