Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 17, 2023

Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

by Mr monkee November 12, 2021

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021