bald badger

1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae

2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia

"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"

"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 17, 2008

belly balding

Usually completed by a large group of girls, it is when a person rubs anothers belly until they fall into a deep slumber. It is popular in many rural areas as well as european countries.

Pheobs: just keep belly balding im almost in a slumber state

Allie: alright here comes hyper-speed

Pheobs: ZZZZZzzzzz......

Mer: Nice job shes hybernating

by Big Moke May 11, 2008

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 27, 2017

Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009

bald Zak

the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long

Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him

by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does

indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit

by anonymous April 26, 2023