Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

Baby Baked

Being extremely high or baked off of marijuana.

Dude, Im baby baked!

by JeezyHam August 23, 2011

half baked

1) when you are only half stoned
2) a plan not well thought out
3) a great stoner movie

Dude, i need more weed. Im only half baked

We should steal PS3's and then return them to the store for money! Uhm that is the most half baked scheme i have ever heard of.

They Killed KILLER B!

by Rob Blazer January 3, 2007

baked/wendys

when someone is baked out off their mind, after smoking to many bowls of weed and has to desire to hit up some Wendy's. He/she will most likely get the baked potato from wendys.

pronounced bakedwendys in one word, but just to show two words when typing it use the slash

Bob says. "Dude I'm so fucking baked man, let's go to wendys".

everyone else says. "Dude are you baked/wendys".

by icanhazcheeseberger June 21, 2009

fake and bake

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

after-bake

after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.

i'm enjoying a good after-bake even though i smoked like an hour ago

by thefern April 22, 2009

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003