Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French

Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010

Bitch Baguette

When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.

Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.

by I Am The Ferrett October 2, 2023

Oui oui baguette

American slang

"Hey wassup ?"

"Oui oui baguette bro"
"Damn"

by kokman May 14, 2024

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018