Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
by warmbrother June 1, 2018
Get the Douche Baguettemug. that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
by maezvi March 1, 2025
Get the Mattress baguettemug. by borkbork March 10, 2010
Get the Baguettemug. When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.
Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.
by I Am The Ferrett October 2, 2023
Get the Bitch Baguettemug. by kokman May 14, 2024
Get the Oui oui baguettemug. *on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
by E_xd May 15, 2018
Get the petite baguettemug. 