authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

authoritive

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

by Krys October 2, 2003

Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.

Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.

by Samawnline October 8, 2018

Authoritarian Entitlement

The feeling some people have that "Respect" means they're treated like someone with Authority. And, if you dont respect them like an Authority then they will not treat you with any Respect at all.

Your Authoritarian Entitlement is showing when you try to retaliate or disrespect someone because they wont "do as you say" without good reason just because you said to do it.

The president of the committee demonstrated his Authoritarian Entitlement by openly disrespecting our points of discussion when we requested further talks and did not just happily follow along with his arbitrary senseless decrees.

by arthurwolf September 8, 2020

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017

Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010