married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.

by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

sea booger

A soft-bodied marine animal, usually a mollusk such as a snail, clam, oyster or mussel. So called because in their live or raw state they resemble a glob of mucus in appearance and/or texture.

Carrie: Care for an oyster, sweetie? They're supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

Josh: I'll pass-- no sea boogers for me!

Wayne, in restaurant: What is the soup of the day?
Waitress: Today's soup is New England clam chowder.
Wayne: Oh, ick-- sea booger soup. I just lost my appetite.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 20, 2009

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

Sea-Cow

Manatee,or blubbery animal

this term can be used when seeing a fat girl with a pot belly that resembles a sea-cow.

by RayraySav&&Emz August 15, 2009

sea shitheads

Boat ramming, black clad, sea faring idiots who are going to get somebody killed because they can't handle their boats. Led by Paul Watson they are into ramming, not sending distress calls when their own boats are damaged and endangering their own crews, endangering anyone who happens to be in the same area of ocean as they are, incompetent ship handling, and explaining it all away as "for the cause" which they disgrace by associating with it. Occasional tool of the Australian government who likes that they press other nations in international waters, and back Australia's false claim to them, in exchange for free harbor in Australian waters. Not too fond of the United States Coast Guard, unable to even get Prius buyers behind them using wiser conventional means of protest. Like to throw stuff and shine lasers in eyes. Don't like independent documentation of their action, which is why they kicked Animal Planet cameras off their ships. Once appeared on South Park.

"They rammed a tanker doing an underway refueling at sea, risking lives and an oil spill? What a bunch of sea shitheads!"

by DaveHP35 October 3, 2013

sea lawyer

An old navy term, when at sea a sailor is a law expert, but in reality, they know nothing. Your friends might be like this.

Trying to convince me that it was ok to kill that guy because he hit on my girlfriend proved he was quite the sea lawyer.

by ezweave May 23, 2006

sea nigger

Black people who have learned to swim and will one day try to take over the oceans, then eventually the world. They will have alliances with the most powerful people in the world. As long as they are promised kool-aid, fried chicken, and watermelon they will harn none. If you deny them then they will seek their revenge.

I once was swimming in the ocean and a sea nigger tried to eat me, because I once denied them kool-aid. Being terrified they were going to kill me I fled the country and moved to the UK.

by sea_nigger February 22, 2011