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astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.
Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.
by Dan November 4, 2003
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Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.
Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.
by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011
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Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.
Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.
by idontkincartman January 16, 2022
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Astro-Dramastical

She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.
by LaSpillway May 5, 2010
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Astro

Verb, to take something that isn't yours and lie about it
Listerine, a well known leaker, was doing an Astro before it was invented
by Connizle August 1, 2024
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Astro

a very cool gay and transgender ipad kid also known as 45TR0-D34D.MF
astro is very gay.
by 45TR0 ;] August 29, 2021
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Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
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