asshat

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

by Diego Jones September 21, 2008

Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Julian Asshat

Another name for Julian Assange, the asshat that feels it's beneficial to leak thousands of crucial documents in the name of "truth." Which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.

When is Julian Asshat releasing more documents?

by Blahques Marks December 20, 2010

urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

by i hate liars December 31, 2010

Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

dumbshit asshat

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.

Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."

by drywittygal February 26, 2018