Armads

1.The legendary axe used in ancient times to fight the dragons during the scouring. Charged with lightning, it is from the video game Fire Emblem for the Gameboy advance which is a prequel to a long running sereis of games in japan.Also the weilder of the axe took the name of his beloved axe as his own, his true name was Durban.

Hector weilds the Armads against the dragon.

by Antonio Schiano di cola December 4, 2004

Aromantic Homosexual

Aromantic means to have no romantic attraction or not wanting to date.
Homosexual means sexual attraction towards the same gender.
So aromantic homosexual is a person that doesn't feel romantic attraction and is still attracted sexually by the same gender.

I don't love this person but they are so hot i would totally have sex with them! I think i am aromantic homosexual.

by Seth0e/Sam October 13, 2019

amomancer

Genric: A poet who believes what he or she writes has power in and of itself to change people and the world, as though it was a form of magic. (Amomancy being the supernatural art of changing people through poetry or eloquence). From the word "Amote", coined by 90's internet poet William F. DeVault.

Specific: The Amomancer: William F. DeVault. Named by Yahoo in the mid-1990's as "The Romantic Poet of the Internet" by Yahoo. Author of several books of excruciatingly confessional and emotionally overwrought poetry about love and mortality.

"The Amomancer dances in the shadows" a poem about lost love, by the aforementioned William F. DeVault.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009

Spinach Armada

When your mother / father keep pestering you to eat you vegetables, and continually question you about it, despite the fact that you have told them NO 47 times already.

Mother: If you don't eat your vegetables, you won't get any ice cream afterwards...

Son: I don't give a damn! I don't want to eat my vegetables!

Father: Why don't you want to eat your vegetables?

Son: I just don't want -

Mother: Tell your father why you won't eat your vegetables now!

Son: Bloody hell, ma! What is this, the Spinach Armada?

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva January 9, 2010

statistical anomaly

Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.

I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.

by Modizzlemynizzle February 8, 2017

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004