Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Mahogany Armchair

A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.

Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.

Person 2: That's so clutch!!

by Astro99 July 16, 2022

Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016