Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."

by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013

flaming anaconda

when having anal sex, the penis skin is torn and becomes inflamed. leaving a painful rash.

gunner got a flaming anaconda from your mom!

by mam2221 May 10, 2010

anaconda

1. A large breed of snake.
2. Slang; the male reproductive organ.

1. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
2. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!

by The_Hero_of_Winds May 19, 2015

anacampserote

something that can bring back a lost love

he missed her dearly, so he used an anacampserote

by farrah umbra September 11, 2019

AnaCarlita

It's only known feature is that it's black

*lights turn off*
Oh god where's AnaCarlita she'll lick your elbows

by StirlingBrightIsGay November 22, 2019

Annacheriyann

A fashioned African American.

Mr. swagalicous is so annacheriyann

by Luludick June 1, 2020

Anaclysm

The compliment of cataclysm, the term " anaclysm " is used to conjure the sense of growth or renewal on a grand, accelerated scale.

The spring flowers exploded in a rhapsody of growth wrought by the gentle, sustained and thereby anaclysmic rainfall.

by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021