He Alec Baldwined his wife after he got his vasectomy. Thought he was shooting blanks but he had a live one in the chamber.
by This fucking guy? November 4, 2021

a very sweet boy who makes one happy. he is sort of shy, but he is a blast once one gets to know him. he is super sweet, and he has little ways of making one smile stupidly at oneself.
by mikaylacarroll4 June 29, 2011

An American songwriter that is defiantly underrated. He sound like he's 13 but he is 25. His most popular song is 'let me down slowly' which reached top 40 in in over 25 countries and has 640 million streams
by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

by anonymous human being May 14, 2015

When you cut off somebody’s face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.
P1: wow that’s a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people don’t know how successful he is.
P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec
P2: he’s probably about to give some a Dirty Alec
by Poonslayer360 June 7, 2019

Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec
by Broski400 January 29, 2014

Alec Lightwood is a hot black haired, blue eyed shadowhunter who is Consul and fought in the Dark War but who not importantly loved one man so much he changed the world for him
by Melanie Lightworm May 23, 2019
