When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...
Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
3 hours later....
..merp alert
"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"
-yea...... merp.
by zunit469 February 20, 2015
Get the Merp Alertmug. by onehundred445 January 27, 2019
Get the Dumbfuck alertmug. The drink that you can totally get (not) in order to send yourself crazy over anything involving the Emergency Alert System. Youtubers in this category use this drink now to get the good content.
by WheelerYT July 11, 2019
Get the Alert Jizmug. by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022
Get the security alertmug. by masterdink March 14, 2022
Get the hog alertmug. When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."
Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.
by Uhnah May 16, 2010
Get the Dessert Alertmug. A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
by Korbealad August 28, 2018
Get the Brown Alertmug.