alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

alcohol bipolar by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

alcohol clot by catandthehat February 27, 2010

Alcohol Balls 

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

Alcohol Balls by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

Alcohol Mathematics 

The equation used by a drunk person trying to figure the effects of the next few drinks

Using alcohol mathematics is a simple formula;

"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"

It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;

(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)

Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?

Alcohol Mathematics by El Craigo April 17, 2008

alcohol dick 

When a man is so drunk he can have sex with a girl for a long time because he is so drunk and his dick is full of liquid.

Hey sexy guy, wanna fuck me?

No, You can't handle my alcohol dick.

alcohol dick by rackcitybitch2012 January 2, 2012

Alcohol Civilization Theory 

The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.

The Alcohol Civilization Theory was invented by me as a joke.

Alcohol Civilization Theory by Yami Yokaze September 16, 2004

alcohol scroll 

The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.

No need for the alcohol scroll man, I've already got us a 30 rack!

alcohol scroll by Dash-2 January 16, 2010