afk

Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.

Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.

by THEREALPERIOD November 17, 2021

AFK pain

AFK pain refers to the pain caused by feeling missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. AFK pain feels even more intense as you go to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day, which is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. AFK pain is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.

After a long day of family drama and no YouTube, I felt that serious AFK pain creeping in as I lay in bed, knowing I had missed out on all the latest uploads.

by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025

AFK

''away from keyboard''

In Roblox..

MrCRAzY20_7:I will find this guy
Ellaplays123violent:nope

MrCRAzY20_7:how come?
Ellaplays123violent: because he is afk.
Chat: MrCRAzY20_7 has died

by Hacker11_54 September 1, 2018

AFK

AFK je, po definiciji, gubljenje razume tokom odredjene situacije.

osoba 1: hej kako se zoves bese?
osoba 2: ko kako se zove?ja?
osoba 1: da, ti!
osoba 2: kako se zovem...ahaa!
osoba 1: o boze...AFK

by kupam se u grljanski timok November 5, 2020

Afk

"Afk " stands for off the keyboard. It is commonly used while playing video games.

"I'm gonna go afk for a bit"

by Dandelionseedsinthewind May 29, 2022

childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.

Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

AFK

AFK means ''away from keyboard'' its mostly used by pc gamers and they say it when they want their squad to protect their game character while they are ''AFK'

p1:Im going afk rn
p2:SERIOUSLY??? we're still fighting fr bro????

by elprimoooo February 3, 2022