adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed

mom: billy you're adopted
billy: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 04, 2022

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.

"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"

by learsi bottom June 06, 2020

adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own

i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird

by leader of Namjoon supremacy May 16, 2021

adopte

Adopte, the biggest gays of all gay. But adopte is not as big gay as it seems, it has a bigger gay of the gaying gays. Gay

Gay

"Yo, that man is pretty adopte"
"I'm coming out as adopte..."
"thats some adopte shit"

by Adotpe November 14, 2018

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021