Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

Arthur

(noun) A person that leads one’s (McDonald’s worker in most cases) closest friends on. Not on purpose to grab one’s attention, thus being obsessed with the person, they’re just horny.

Chill bro Aislins right there..
That dude’s such an Arthur!

by My Whittier June 27, 2022

Arthur

An annoying guy who pisses people off

Stop that Arthur your not funny

by fatpea September 11, 2022

arthur

arthur might secretly be a naked molerat. he's a really sweet person if you ignore the fact that he's secretly a furry.

Arthur: Carrots Yum

by squares pears am i right? September 29, 2022

Arthur

is me, arthur is me

"Damn Arthur is so gay"

by anonymous October 5, 2022

arthur

sexy ahhhh beast who loves abi durnell

Arthur likes massive cock but also likes abi durnell

by arthurisagod November 9, 2022

Arthur

Arthur is like superman, big, strong, handsome and clever. He is everything you could ever want. But like Superman, he does have a cryptonite. Arthurs cryptonite is snaps.

Guy 1: Haps haps haps, nu skal vi ha' snaps
Arthur: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Sayancoolduck123 December 1, 2022