Swanging and Swerving

to be so incoherent that you're all over the place; you're crunk and having a good time

Man I was swanging and swerving last night man, I had no idea what was going on but I had a great time!

by Swagin'nSwervin' October 24, 2006

russo swerve

Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.

*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*

Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir

*brings a huge box into the house*

You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!

*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*

Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*

You: WTF?

Donkey: HEE HAW

by jasonisjericho November 12, 2008

sasha swerve

Used to describe when somone swerves when they walk, often pushing people off the sidewalk. Created because sasha allways swerves when he walks.

dillion is is stoned he is doing the sasha swerve

by hunter the drunk November 24, 2006

swerve rat

A swerve rat is someone you smells like a dead fish that's mean sitting on a dock for three days

My sister is on her period thus week and she smells like a swerve rat

by FALETTI August 12, 2017

curve your swerve

The act of curving your swerve to that which is desirable

Dude: "Curve your swerve, man."

by That one dude guy. February 14, 2012

Swerve on my swag

(verb) moving out of the way of someone else’s coolness and or sexiness.

Swerve on my swag, Kevin. As in, step out of the way of my swag because you cannot handle it.

by Lord_Jorge July 28, 2019

get your swerve on

To get so intoxicated that walking in a straight line becomes impossible.

Get your swerve on (past tense use): Lyndsey sure got her swerve on Wednesday night; she was so drunk, we had to help her walk home.

by Cliff Hammer May 27, 2006