homer's car

Wow

i wanna drive it

watch the show

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out

girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!

by ultimo March 9, 2005

Homer

Someone who is in a group of people wandering around.

#1-Look at Larry, tagging along with those gangstas.
#2-Ya he thinks he's just so cool.
#1-What a wanna-be!
#3-Nah! He's not a wanna-be. He's just a homer.
#1 and #2-Homer?!
#3-Ya. He's just one of those guys that kinda wander round aimlessly. Yaknow?

by homie(: March 17, 2009

Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Homer, Nebraska

The smallest town in Nebraska it's not even funny. I swear, you will NOT be able to find it on a standard map. Has a population of 590.I guess it's more of a village. |3;;;

I'm the only person in my school that has seen more than 5 different animes >_>;

On the internet:

Sum1else: asl?

Tori-The-Kat : 13, f, Homer, NE

Sum1else: where? O_o;

Tori-the-Kat: Homer, Nebraska ._.;

Sum1else: aaaaand, where might that be?

Tori-The-Kat: >_>;;; stfu

by Tori luffs yaoi >;3 January 14, 2007

Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

by fmike100 December 6, 2019

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013