Brad

Brad owns tweezers, he is also very game and has about a 2 inch penis, he likes guys but also likes a bit of she males

Brad is so gay

by ManDemHandMen May 8, 2018

The Brad

Inhumane, where's Brad, can't speak English, always a vibe.

Last night the Brad came out!

by Thebradswife May 15, 2021

Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.

Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.

by tcoll699 July 23, 2019

the Brads

When you can’t communicate with other human being or make all interactions awkward.

He can’t talk to anyone today, must me a serious case of the Brads

That fucker looks like an Alien, must be the Brads

by Fungal December 20, 2020

Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Brad

Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more

Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat

by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018

Brad

A weak man most commonly found in the northern Virginia area. Referred to as "NOVA boi."

Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?

by Novaboi69 January 6, 2019