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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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69th mondo

Rough Rider is the 69th mondo in Mcleod
by RoughRiderUrban November 16, 2020
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Mondo

An indecorous man from Derry who has no morals when it comes to dating sheep
Aye baye look at dat Mondo over der he's dating your lovely sheep wife behind your back
by Gorgonbreath November 30, 2017
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.
Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.
by PUBG December 28, 2017
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