Brad

A weak man most commonly found in the northern Virginia area. Referred to as "NOVA boi."

Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?

by Novaboi69 January 6, 2019

Brad

The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.

That guy is such a brad

by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018

Brad

Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more

Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat

by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018

Brad

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.

Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!

Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.

by jiznurpants May 28, 2018

Brad

A Brad is the worst teacher you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t like teach you and let’s you figure it out in your own. He also yells at you when you cannot figure it out. He doesn’t pay attention to your work he just gives you passing grades. You won’t really learn very many things, and he can’t accept criticism AT ALL. He lies about tests and due dates and then throws it in face like you should’ve known been a mindreader. A Brad normally has a boring voice and will talk anything but science for a whole class period.

Classmate 1: Didn’t he say we would know when the test is gonna be? We didn’t know it was gonna be today.
Classmate 2: Yeah, he basically lied to us and I don’t think that I’m going to pass.
Brad (after he grades the tests): EVERYONE PASSED THE TEST!! Who shot a deer over the weekend?
Classmate 1: I know for a fact I got everything wrong on the test, but he said I got everything right. He didn’t even look at it.

by tcoll699 July 23, 2019

Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Brad

Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.

don't be a brad

by sokppska December 8, 2017