Zeus

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.

Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*

by A man that exists May 4, 2022

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The Grand Daughter Of Zeus Are Chelsea Peretti

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

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zeus

the biggest man-whore of the gods

hera : another kid really zeus

by Brat T December 21, 2018

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Zeus

A dog that is nice but also means, when he fights he slaps you and is super hyper

Look its Zeus watch out he will hit you

by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021

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Zeus

Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..

Zeus is amazing! I love Zeus so much!

by kitten ball November 19, 2023

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