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Rope Yourself

The advising to one another of killing yourself by hanging, usually in response to bad news or extreme boredom, and often used in conjunction with ASAP
*over the phone*
"Mate I've just blocked the only toilet at my girlfriends dads house, And I can't leave for another few hours..."

"Rope yourself ASAP mate"
by I HUNT KIDS July 13, 2016
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iming yourself

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"
by D0M1N8 June 24, 2010
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fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
by ernest fuser November 23, 2010
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zuck yourself

a blessing and a curse at the same time, although the emphasis can be placed on one versus the other depending on the context. a blessing because mark zuckerburg made himself a bazillionaire. a curse because it rhymes with the F word and can be said with the same emphasis.
as in "go ZUCK yourself, genius" (said sarcastically to someone that's being a jackass but you still would like to be kind)

as in "you go girl - go zuck yourself" (said with a pretend magic wand as in "go make yourself bazillionaire")
by eSoulBB November 24, 2011
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break yourself, you fool

This guy rode up on a bicycle that was way too good to belong to him, and he said to me, "break yourself, you fool."
by dywypi November 5, 2013
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Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 5, 2020
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throw yourself off a cliff

i would like you to throw yourself off a cliff
by Dingus McFart February 22, 2022
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